Keg Baseball

Setup

A keg and an appetite for beer, the more people the better, 5 or 6 people is good, but 9 is ok.

Rules to drink by

Go through the entire lineup each inning, and be sure to talk shit. After you are done with your laps around the keg each inning you are not allowed to touch anything to keep your balance, stand up on your own…

First inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 1 time.

Second inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 2 times

Third inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 3 times

Fourth inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 4 times

Fifth inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 5 times

Sixth inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 6 times

Seventh inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 7 times (After the cleanup batter, sing the seventh inning strech if you can pronounce/remember the words)

Eighth inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 8 times, try not to boot.

Ninth inning: Put the tap in your mouth, and circumnavigate the keg 9 times, try not to boot.

Next step, start the double-header.

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