Landlord Monopoly

Setup

Beer
Vodka (or other 40% spirit)
Monopoly board game

Rules to drink by

– As with normal Monopoly, players of ‘Landlord Monopoly’ must follow all of the basic game rules through out. The additional rules that make ‘Landlord Monopoly’ just that little bit better are as follows:
1) Every time a player passes GO, they must down 1 SHOT of Vodka (or sprit of similar strength)
2) When a player lands of another’s property, as well as paying rent, they must drink FOUR FINGERS’ depth of the drink they are currently drinking.
3) If a player is sent to jail they FINISH the drink they are currently drinking and down 2 SHOTS of Vodka.
4) When a player lands on someone else’s property with houses, as well as drinking FOUR FINGERS’ depth of their drink and paying rent – they must drink a further TWO FINGERS’ depth for each house present.
5) When a player land on some else’s property with a hotel, the player must FINISH their drink and down a SHOT of Vodka (or spirit of similar strength), as well as playing rent. Also if house are also present, as with the rule 4. They must drink TWO FINGERS’ depth of their drink.
6) For every ‘Chance’ or ‘Community Chest’ card a player picks up, if what it says is negative they must drink FOUR FINGERS’ depth of the drink they are drinking. If it is positive, they must chose any other player to drink FOUR FINGERS’ depth.
7) The game is over when either: Every player is bankrupt apart from the winner. Or: When an agreed majority of players are no longer physically able to continue play.

Most importantly of all, have a great time getting wasted. Abolutely legend. Inabeet.

Submitted by

Joe Ralley