Conan O’Brian Drinking Game

Setup

tv
conan on the tube (no youtube…we dont want him losing money now)
cups
beer

Rules to drink by

everyone get together and watch conan o brian, drink accordingly to these rules(a drink is about a mouthfull):

*1 drink*
– when Conan does any impression
– for each dance move he does in the opening
– when conan talks to max
– when conan gets sidetracked (for a decent amount of time)
– when conan mentions nbc
– if the guest is caucasian
– when conan fixes/re-arranges his hair
– if conan isnt wearing a black suit
– if conan is wearing a tie with a pattern
– whenever conan hugs a male guest
– when conan gets a compliment from a guest
– when conan says “bye everybody g’bye”

*2 drinks*
– when conan does his “nerdy younger self” impression
– when conan immitates bush or makes fun of paris hilton
– when conan starts to sing anything
– when the max weinburg 7 has someone singing during their song
– whenever a sports star is the guest
– whenever conan takes or starts to take off an article of clothing
– whenever conan kisses a female guest on the cheek
– whenever conan hugs a male guest
– if the guest isn’t caucasian
– whenever conan mentions a competing network

*3 drinks*
– when a skit involves an audience member speaking out
– when conan talks about his children
– when conan makes fun of labamba
– when something besdies a musical act is scheduled
– when max is in a skit
– whenever announcer joel goddard is mentioned or shown
– whenever a skit involves an old lady
– when anyone mentions conans height
– when anyone mentions that conan is irish
– whenever conan plays with the microphone on his desk

*4 drinks*
– when Conan talks about the “scissor dance”
– when ever there isn’t a comedy sketch between the 1st and 2nd guest
– when conan mentions max is jewish
– when conan talks to his producer
– whenever a guest gets out of their chair in the middle of an interview
– when their is no musical act, or any other act scheduled at all
– any mention at all of finland
– whenever there is more than one guest during the same interview period

*5 drinks*
– when the musical guest gets bumped
– when they do the “talking mouths” skit on his tv and bush isnt a character
– when “mansy” or “fed ex pope” is mentioned or shown on screen
– when conan swears
– when the first guest is carried through a commercial break

*whole beer*
– if andy richter is the guest
– when triumph makes an appearence
– whenever an audience member shouts something out and conan responds (not including what happens during intro)

*specials*
– for however many seconds the “ima gonna go to hell when i die” song is sung for u drink for that amount of time
– a mouthfull must be taken for how ever many people are in the musical act or comdey act for that night, a second “sip” must be taken if conan shakes their hand b4 the credits role
– u take a drink for how ever many people are on the couch/chair b4 the commercial break
– you take a “sip” for each skit that involves multiple examples of the same things (ex. new us stamps, new college mascot outfits)

Submitted by

Ajay from Asnuntuck