Drinking Blazing Saddles

Setup

Whatever it takes to get you ripped divided by 2. Trust me it moves fast.

Rules to drink by

Every time there is a sagebrush blowing across the desert, drink 1
Every time they say Nigger drink 1
Every time they say Heady instead of Hedley drink 1
Every time the say Johnson drink 2
Every time the executioner hangs someone drink 2
When he hangs the horse and rider drink 4
Whenever Gene Wilder shoots something drink 2
Whenever the name Mongo is said drink 3
Whenever someone farts(have a designated counter)drink 1
If you can still drink by the end of the movie go to rehab.

Submitted by

L Nichter