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The cinematics from the Namco video game Xenosaga episode 1, and your favorite drink.

Rules to drink by

The first part may be the hardest one to get. Xenosaga is an epic game, and the cinematics (the in-between the gameplay stuff) run about 8 hours. If you look hard enough, you can find this on a dvd put out a couple years ago, or if you’re an ubernerd like me, tape it during game play. Have your copy? Let’s begin.

Drink every time:

Shion says “Oh, it’s nothing.” (this alone could rival “Hi Bob.”)

Allen is ignored, overlooked, or turned down by Shion

Captain Matthews calls somebody a moron

Jr. says “Dammit!”

Cherenkov’s pupils get reeeally tiny

Albedo laughs maniacally

KOS-MOS kills in cold blood

KOS-MOS’ eyes turn blue

KOS-MOS whips a huge gun out of no-where

anyone quotes scripture

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