Kings (The simple, tried, and true version)
Setup
-Any less than 4 is lame.
(8 to 12 is usually how many people we play with)
-A deck of any playing cards (or two. or three.)
-A beer for everyone (or shots of whatever you’re drinking)
-A cooler close by for more cold beer. (…or whatever you’re drinking.)
-A big CLEAN cup
Rules to drink by
We keep it simple.
-Find a table to sit around.
-The game generally goes around clockwise.
-While you’re playing, if someone isn’t paying attention when it comes to their turn, they drink.
2 is YOU (Pick a person)
3 is ME (You drink)
4 is the FLOOR (Last to point down drinks. Or last to slap the table. Whatever you prefer.)
5 is GUYS (…all guys drink.)
6 is CHICKS (…all chicks drink.)
7 is HEAVEN (Last to point up drinks)
8 pick a MATE (You and someone of your choice)
9 is RHYME (You pick one word, whoever can’t rhyme with it drinks.)
10 make a RULE (Yeah they stopped rhyming. Just make a rule for the rest of the game, s/he who breaks, drinks.)
JACK is CATEGORIES (Name a category and something in that category. The first person who can’t name something, or repeats something, drinks.)
QUEEN is QUESTION (Ask the person next to you a question, then they ask the person next to them, and so on. The first person to say ANYTHING other than a question, drinks.)
KING (1st, 2nd, and 3rd Kings: Pour any amount of your beer or drink into the cup. If you draw the 4th King, you drink your beer/drink and the entire cup.)
ACE is WATERFALL (Hell yes? You start drinking, then the person next to you starts drinking, then the person next to them, and so on all the way around. The person next to you can’t stop until you stop, and the person next to them can’t stop until they stop.)
Tips, anybody?
Keep lots of beer close by, because you’ll be running out fast. Especially if you’re playing with a drink that you take shots of.
We don’t like to waste, so if you spill beer (aka being a dumbass and knocking over cans/bottles/cups/people holding cans bottles and or cups) we make you drink another full one.
You drew a Rhyme Time 9? The hot chick next to you hasn’t had enough beer? Say orange!
The first rule to come out is always the Little Green Guy. 10 beers in and nobody remembers. Good rules to get people on is no cussing, no saying drink, no saying dude. With all these rules, it’s easy to get someone who screams “DUDE FUCKING DRINK!”
Alright, you’re still working on that chick. You just drew a Queen and you need a question. Put on that puzzled drunk look and ask her “What do I do?” Then she says “Ask a question.” Then you say “Drink up!” 🙂 and hopefully she doesn’t come back with “Are you supposed to ask a question?”
Make the best of the Kings. Don’t forget to grab a new beer when you empty yours into the cup, which you should be doing!
Make the fucking best of your Ace! Drain your shit and take forever. It’s called a waterfall, not a sip.
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J-Dub
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