Setup

Deck of Cards
Booze Hounds (players)
Booze

Rules to drink by

Spread all of the cards face-down around a full beer can in the middle of the table.

Player 1 picks a card and identifies it as being one of the following, then puts the card face up on top of the beer can with at least 2 corners hanging off. This is very important when you get 10 or 15 cards on there…

Now for the shistey card ID’s:

2-8 Evens:
Give however many away to whoever…
(ex. 4 Clubs: everyone drinks 1 drink)

3-7 Odds:
Drink however many…
(ex. 5 Diamonds: chug five)

NOW FOR THE FUN PART…

9 BUST A RHYME:
If you flip a nine, bust out with a rhyme…
(ex. “I’m thinkin I’m drinkin…), now the rhyme continues to the person to the left, (ex. “soon I’m gon’ be stinkin…”), which continues around the table until you can no longer rhyme, someone repeats themselves, or you just get sick of it.

10 SOCIAL:
Everyone cheers-have a drink.

JACK IS JIVE:
Everyone jive, (wave with both hands,) last to do this drinks.

QUEEN IS QUESTION MASTER:
Until the next queen is pulled (and the next q-Master takes office), you can ask random questions at any time that must be responded to with a question. (Ex. Q-Master asks person to left: “is it my turn,” which will probably be followed by a quick “no dude, it’s my turn…” where upon the Q-Master tells that A-hole to DRINK!) However, if that same scenario happens again and the person to the left responds: “isn’t it my turn?” they do not have to drink.
(I LOVE THIS ONE!)

KING IS CATEGORY:
Person to pull a King must come up with a category of their choice. Let’s say they pick Shampoo Brands, (Shistey Fuqer huh?) That person begins…”Pantene,” now it continues around the table as many times as you can come up with brands…however, you must “Drink While Ya Think” or chug your beer until you come up with an answer.

ACE IS THE RULER OF THE SHROOM:
If you pull an Ace you can create a rule of any kind. Some of my fav’s: THUMB RULE–Ruler begins by putting thumb on table at any time, where upon the rest of the players must follow, the last person to do so must DRINK. NO “D” WORDS–Ruler must enforce that no player says a D-word without “CONSUMING THEIR BEVERAGE”! WATERFALL–All players must stand at any time the Ruler wishes, where upon, the all players begin to drink…the Ruler has the privelage to stop drinking whenever they choose, however, the person to his/her left can only stop after the Ruler has stopped, and the person to that person’s left can only stop, when the A-hole beside them stops…etc. and so on.

NOW DON’T FORGET: AFTER ALL THIS SHISTEY DRINKING, YOU SHOULD HAVE A LARGE “MUSHROOM” OF A PILE OF CARDS ON TOP OF A FULL BEER CAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE…THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT NOW…IF AT ANY TIME DURING THE GAME, SOME DRUNKIN’ A-HOLE KNOCKS OVER THE SHROOM, OR SPILLS ANY CARDS…THEY MUST DRINK THE FULLY UNDER THERE! THIS ENDS THE GAME…THIS PERSON IS A SLOPPY FUQ-R AND HAS RUINED THE GAME…
O WELL START AGAIN…AND WE START AGAIN!

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