N’s and I’s

Setup

Cards

Rules to drink by

>All cards are dealt out equally among players (2-26) ~ PLAYERS MUST NOT LOOK AT THEIR CARDS!!!!!!…..whoever looks at their cards gets an ass-kickin’
>Cards are played starting to the left of the dealer and are played one at a time.
>Competition is between the person before and after you in rotation.

>Card values are based on the following two criteria:
>Red cards MUST be lower than previously played card – otherwise player drinks
>Black cards MUST be higher than previously played card – otherwise player drinks

EXCEPTIONS:
>Doubles – mixed color = “Interracial” – players make Indian “HOW!” noise and both players drink 10 drinks
>Doubles – same color = “Straight-up” – Player slaps hands with another player to give 10 drinks to that player (opposing player must accept hand-slap and drinks)

>Specific card rules
>Red 2 = “Arrow” (stab opposing player hard with 2 fingers [index+middle] to give them 2 drinks)
>Black 2 = “welfare” (player drinks 2 drinks)
>Red 4 = “redskin” (give opposing player ‘Indian burn’ [arm skin twist] and 4 drinks)
>Black 4 = “gangbang” (player must drink 4 drinks with ass above head [tricky!])
>Red 5 = “Indian raid” (all opposing players drink 5 and make Indian noises)
>Black 5 = “five finger discount” (player drinks 5 drinks)
>Red 8 = “teepee” (player takes 4 drinks while making “teepee” sign over head [“A” in “YMCA” song] – invent creative drinking method! – do not use hands!)
>Black 8 = “discriminate” (player picks one opposing player who will not drink – everyone else drink 4)
>Black Queen = “bitch slap” (slap the player [or their hand] before you and give them 5 drinks)
>Red King = “Big Chief” (punch an opposing player and give them 5 drinks)
>Red Ace = “Rain Dance” (all players ‘rain dance’ while performing waterfall)
>Black Ace = “Drive-by” (all players make gun signs with hands and “shoot” other players while performing waterfall)

BE CREATIVE AND HAVE FUN – MORE EXUBERANT PLAY = BETTER GAME!
(and keep an open mind – its all in good fun)

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