up the river down the river (real one)

Setup

anybody who wants to get drunk, drunker, or any 1/2 drunk girls needing an excuse…
and 1 deck of cards 2 if more than 5 people!

you may want to drink beer, feel free to be big and bold drinking liquor, i promise you will passout and or puke!

Rules to drink by

the dealer deals 4 cards face up to everyone. the cards dealt must be at least one of each # facing up between all players. if all of one # of cards are dealt you should put at least one or two back so there will be a greater chance to drink because of those cards.

once all cards are dealt out, the dealer then goes up the river. the dealer says what card and how many drinks ex: nines drink one, kings drink two ect… whatever the first card dealt (in the middle of the table, two rows of four cards, on top of each other, 1-4 up and under them 4 back to one.) who ever has that card must drink once. the next card dealt who ever has that card must drink twice. needless to say if someone has two or more of the card dealt must drink the same number of drinks for each card ex: a nine is played on drink two and you have two nines, you must drink four! the river goes up to four or five drinks. (trust me people will quit alot quicker if you go up to five drinks)

once the dealer has dealt up the river four drinks, then he places the next card dealt on bottom of drink four and the first card down the river is give four drinks. whoever has the card dealt has to give away their card to whoever they want and also has four drinks to give out as they please. same as up the river if you have more than one of the same number each card is worth that many drinks. you go down the river give 4,3,2,1, and then you go back up take 1,2,3,4.

the only main rule of the game is nobody quits until all the cards have been dealt out (this is where it gets ugly if you’ve made it through the first round and are on the second).

other rules

jokers are socials no matter going up or down the river, wichever number of drinks a joker is drawn on everyone drinks that many!

the first person to get rid off all their cards wins!!!

if someone dosen’t notice they have a card to give away count to ten and fuck em’ if they aint paying attention.

************TIPS!!!!****************************
try to keep your pairs togher when you give them away, give them both to the same person so when you go back up the river that person must drink double.

try to get rid of your cards when going down the river so when you go back up you have less of a chance to drink.(be careful, if you get too cocky others will notice and make you drink and load you up with cards)

if someone is lower than four cards no matter who you want to give your drinks away to, give that person the card!(keep other players aware too) if they run out of cards they win and that will make everyone at your game in an elite status of dumbass!!! (if you can’t see someone with less than three cards you’ve drank too much, don’t drive home!)

be ready to fued with people who give you drinks, give em’ right back!

don’t let someone who is sitting there quiet not drink, make them drink for the fuck of it!

talk shit, get drunk, and try to keep everyone who is playing, play as long as possiable.

when its over you’ll see why this is the best game for getting drunk. if you make it past two rounds you are on your way to becomming a pro.

Submitted by

Steve from Daytona Bch, Fl