Awe Fuck You

Setup

A table, at least 4 people, and drinks.

Rules to drink by

This is a singing game. First everyone at the table picks a word (one or two syllables works best). There’s a beat that is *slap* *slap* *clap* (slapping the table that is) and then the chief player starts and everyone joins in and sings (on the *slap* *slap* *clap* beat).
“Awwe fuck you”
“woooo Hoo”
“That’s the name
of the mother-fuckin game”
“I said”
“Heeeyyy”
“fuuuck”
“you!”
Now this is where everyone’s individual name gets brought in, the trick is remembering each individual’s, if the people are: slutty,stupid,and sleepy Then the chant would go…
“sluttyfuck, sluttyfuck better than a stupidfuck!” and then ‘stupid’ would continue with…
“stupidfuck, stupidfuck better than a sleepyfuck” and so on to all the players in random order, as soon as someone messes up;forgets their name or gets off beat; then the chant continues…
“she’s horny,she’s jolly, she’s drunk by golly so drink mother-fucker,drink mother-fucker, drink!”
The it starts over again.

Submitted by

Megan from UNL