Setup

The entire day off. Lots of beer and maybe a few shots here and there.

Rules to drink by

Wake up right at ten. The PRICE IS RIGHT comes on, we start off slow here. The only time you drink here is during the “SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN”. Every one in the room bets on the showcase. Debating on how many thousands of dollars off you are, thats how much you drink(if your 2000 dollars off you drink twice or if your 3000 dollars off you drink three times).

Okay for the next show at 11:00 a.m. is “FAMILY FEUD”. Every one in the room throws an answer out to see if one actually apears on the board, for every time one apears everyone drinks. This goes on for the entire gameshow. (were starting off kinda small here because you are going to be drinking all day).

Okay, It’s now 12:00. You have your choice of “JERRY SPRINGER OR WHAT EVER SHOW YOU FEEL LIKE WATCHING”. Choose whatever show, watch it for the first ten minutes and figure out what the show is going to be about. Once you figure it out pick four words that you hear or say all the time and drink for everytime you hear them.

Alright Its now 1:00 p.m. turn the t.v. to “NBC”. For the next 2 hours its gonna be “Days of Our Lives and Passions”. Drink for everytime you hear DEATH, DIE, MURDER, KILL DEATH,ETC. SHAWN, LOVE, GOD, BABY.

Now its 3:00. Dr. Phil is on. Watch the show for about ten minutes to see what the show is about and then choose a bunch of words that you or your friends say all the time, and everytime someone on the show says one of those words everyone has to drink.

BAH BAH DU BAH…. DRUM ROLL PLEASE…

OPRAH IS ON, ITS 4:00…
Once again, figure out what the show is about. Everyone needs to pick out a few words that you think oprah will say and drink for everytime she says those words.

Oprah is over with, and it is now 5:00. Turn the channel to WB 33 or CW 33 whatever it is now days. The simpsons is on, drink for everytime the say HOMER, BART, DAD, LISA, MAGI, OR MARGE.

5:30, According To Jim is on. Drink for everytime you hear one of the characters names. (not tooo hard)

6:00, FRIENDS IS ON, drink for everytime you hear one of the six characters names, HANG IN THERE!!

6:30 The simpsons is on again, once again drink for the same rules.

OKAY, NOW FROM SEVEN ON TO 10:00 ITS PRIME TIME SHOWS… DEPENDING ON WHAT DAY IT IS YOU CHOOSE WHAT SHOW YOU WANT TO DRINK TO AND WHAT WORDS YOU WANT TO DRINK TO.

NOW IF YOUR STILL AWAKE BY NOW AND NOT PASSED OUT, ITS 10:00, TURN IT TO CW 33 AND WATCH EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND, SEX AND THE CITY, AND WILL & GRACE AND DRINK FOR EVERYTIME YOU HEAR ONE OF THE CHARACTERS NAMES…

IF YOUR STILL UP YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING ALL DAY AND YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A DRINKING CHAMPION… CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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