Fuck the Dealer

Setup

Deck of cards
Alcoholic drink for each person, preferably a beer

Rules to drink by

The object of the game is to try and guess what the card on top of the deck is in order to get the dealer to drink. If the person guesses doesn’t choose the correct card they must take however many drinks they were off by. One person starts with the deck of cards in hand face down. The person to the left picks a card, any card. The person might say Jack for intstance, the dealer will then either say higher or Lower, or if the top card is a jack they will say Jack and put it down face up on the table. If you pick the correct card the first guess the dealer must drink a full beer. If the dealer said Higher or Lower u must now try to guess what card it was, so if the dealer said lower, then that card is lower than a Jack. Therefore, you will choose a card lower than Jack. If u choose the card correctly the dealer must take 5 drinks. If u miss however, u must drink how many cards you were off by. So if on your second guess you choose a 3 and the card was an 8, you must take 5 drinks because you were off by 5 cards. You keep going around in a circle doing the same thing for each person, once three people miss and dont choose the correct card on either the first or second guess the deck gets passed to the next person. They are the new dealer and it’s their turn to be fucked. Once cards are used they are put on the table face up in order from 2-Ace. You stack the cards on top of eachother, so at the end of the game you will have 4 2’s, 4 3’s, 4 4’s, 4 5’s…… 4 Ace’s. The game is over when the cards run out.

Submitted by

Eric aka Bako’s Finest from Bakersfield College