FUCKEDD UPPP

Setup

A set of cards..
One or two decks depends how many people are playing.
LOTS of alcoholic beverages. (best with cans)
A pint glass (not really needed, but its better to drink from if you have to drink a full can).
A bucket (Ready for someone to be sick).

Rules to drink by

Rightt, before a start this game has had many names.. I.E waterfall, and ring of fire. But when we first played this game.. we decided to change a few rules and the next morning (AFTER WE GOT SMASHED) we decided to call it; FUUCCCCKKKEDDD UPPPPP.

First step:
Get your can, and fill it up with a can.
Lay all the cards face down out onto a table/bed/anything that wont flip the cards over, or whatever.

You sit yourself’s in a circle, and let the first player choose a random card.
The cards meaning are as follows;

Ace – *RING OF FIRE* – Whoever chooses this card, starts off the drinking (wait till everyones ready). When he starts drinking, everyone else does.. You cannot stop, until the person infront of you has stopped drinking. (*If the person infront of you finishes their can/pint/drink, you need to carry on to the person he was drinking in order to*). If you finish your drink, then your out of the ring of fire.

Two – Take two gulps of your drink.

Three – Take three gulps of your drink.

Four – *Four for all the hoes*, meaning every lass/girl that is playing needs to take four gulps.

Five – Take five gulps.

Six – *Six for all the dicks*.. Every lad/boy who’s playing takes six gulps.

Seven – *Rest card*.. If you feel you are last in a ring of fire, and you have a whole can to drink, or if you get dared to do something you dont wanna do.. Throw in the rest card. This means you dont have to be included.

Eight – *Dare card*.. If you get a dare card, you can dare anyone to do anything you want them to do. It can include drinking or it can be something thats totally irrelevant to the game. *Remember, not to tell them to drink like all their cans as its too harsh, and you want everyone to be in the game, which makes it better.. SO DONT BE TOO HARSH*. If the person you dare, does not agree to the dare. They have to drink a full can.

Nine – *Nine Rhyme*.. With this card, the person who picks it up starts with a word. It can be any random word.. For example; Sock. Then the person next would say; dock. You each have 15 seconds to think of a word. If a person fucks up, you need to take five gulps. Note that, if you start off the rhyme, and the person next cannot think of a word to rhyme with it. You have to start again until he can think of a word to rhyme with it. This is why its easier and better fun to choose small words.. You also cannot use NAMES of people/countries in the game.

Ten – *Toilet Card* – The toilet card, in my experience is the best card you can get. During the whole game, you cannot go to the toilet without a toilet card. If you are getting dared to drink off whole pints, and so on.. Your gonna 100% guarantee to need the toilet. So just throw the toilet card in when you are bursting. And you can go to the toilet. Also if you receive a toilet card, and you dont really need the toilet, you can bribe your mates who really do need it, to give money for the card or something you want.

**** IF YOU GO TO THE TOILET WITHOUT THIS CARD, BE READY TO DRINK TWO PINTS OFF WITHOUT STOPPING ****

Jack – *Jack send it back* – Whoever picks this card up, the person who was before him has to drink 5 gulps.

Queen – *Queen Treat Someone Mean* – With this card, whatever you dare them to do, has to be strictly with their alcohol. Note, not to be too harsh.. The most we normally give is to neck a whole can/pint.

King – The king, is the worst card you can get.. if you get the fourth one :P. During the game, each king that is picked up, is placed to a seperate part to where the used cards are.. You place each king, ontop of each other until someone collects the fourth king. This person has to neck a full can, and whatever they had in the can they’re using. So say I had just opened a can, and it was my turn.. I picked up the fourth king, I’d have to neck the can I’d just opened.. ANDDD another can.

So if you’ve read these rules, you can see your 100% guaranteed to get FUCKEDDD UPPPPP.

Try not to do the following;
– Go to the toilet without a toilet card.
– Refuse to do a dare.
– Refuse to do what you’ve been treat mean to do.
– Cheat by looking at the cards, trying to find a 10/7.

By doing this, you are OFFICIALLY gay, and should never be allowed to play fucked up in your entire life time.

Submitted by

Daniel Gething from Peterlee College