Setup

Metalocalypse, Season 1 (on TiVo or downloaded)
Preferably beer, mixed drinks may be substituted if you’re dumb, and shots are a no-no.

Rules to drink by

Metalocalypse Drinking Game

Recommendation by the creators: If playing for more than 4 episodes, it would be wise to either take breaks between episodes, or alternate drinking to an episode and then watching an episode.

Drink liberally while Dethklok is performing on stage.
Drink once for any scene in which people die (not to the body count, unless you’re up for a real challenge).
Someone says “brutal”, “metal”, or “black”.
Someone uses a Dethfone.
Anyone says a song title or the words “song title”.
Any time Dethklok is in the news/newspaper/media.
Skwisgar says “dildos”.
Skwisgar practices scales.
Anyone disses Toki.
Toki says “wowee”.
Murderface gets pissed.
Drink whenever Pickles is holding alcohol.
Pickles says “douchebag”.
If Nathan is not wearing a black shirt.
When Nathan is wearing glasses, finish your beer.
The band’s manager brings up a financial matter.
when a government committee member says “gentlemen”, or “I’m afraid that’s all we know”.
Dr. Rockso says “cocaine”.
General Krosier is adressed by name.

*BONUS RULES* (one per episode, pick two or three (or 4) per game session)
The Curse of Dethklok: Shotgun a beer when the flock of birds is shredded by the chopper.
Dethwater: Chug while Dick Knubbler is screaming while being attached by the mutant seahorse.
Birthdayface: Chug the entire time Murderface is playing bass with his dong.
Dethtroll: Chug while the troll screams and rips out its internal organs.
Dethkomedy: Chug while Pickles attacks the crowd.
Dethfam: Chug during the music video in the ending credits.
Performance Klok: Drink every time a banana sticker is given, worn, or mentioned.
Snakes ‘n’ Barrels: Chug through the bad trip.
Mordland: Chug through the chain-reaction vomit.
Fat Kid at the Detharmonic: Chug while the laser is turned on.
Skwisklok: Drink every time someone says “zazz”.
Murdering Outside the Box: Drink every time they say “cod-piece”, “dildo”, or “embezzle”.
Go Forth and Die: Drink every time Nathan does something stupid, or says he may be stupid, and for every time he says “die” or “dead” in the Harvard speech.
Bluesklok: Drink every time someone says “blues”.
Religionklok: Chug while Murderface’s face is scraping the ground.
Dethkids: Chug during the closeups on the dead girl at the end.
Dethclown: Drink every time someone says or makes a reference to “free-ballin'”.
Girlfriendklok: Chug while Rebecca Nightrod rolls down the stairs.
Dethstars: Chug while J.F. Amarth is impaled by the forklift.
The Metalocalypse Has Begun: Drink every time someone says time when talking about the Time Travel Face Bag.

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