Penis

Setup

Groups of people, deck of cards, beer.

Rules to drink by

Start the game by putting 7 cards aside. Place them in the center of the table so that one is in front and the other six are in pairs turned sideways (it sort of looks like a penis, hence the name of the game). There is one dealer. On the first round, he goes around the table and asks, “smoke or fire” (red or black) to each person. He then gives them the top card, and if they are guessed wrong, they take one drink, if they are right, they give one. Each person keeps their card. The dealer then does it to himself, then goes on to round two. In this round, each person guesses “high or low” based on their first card. Drinks are doubled this round, so take two if you are wrong, and give two if you are right. If you get the same card as your first one, you take double (four drinks). Next round is “in or out” where you guess if the next card is in between or outside the ones you currently have. Three drinks given or taken this round, and again, if you get one of the cards you have, you take double (six drinks). Last round is guess the suit, and the stakes are four drinks.

After you’ve gone around four times, you go to the cards in the center that you set aside earlier. For the six cards on their sides, choose one side (top or bottom of each pair) to be the “take” side, and the other the “give” side. Start with one pair, and flip over the card. Whoever has that card, disregarding suit obviously, you either take or give five drinks in the first pair, six in the next, and seven in the thrid. For the very last card, the grand finale, if you have it, you take eight.

We have also played where each pair is worth giving or taking half a beer, and the final card is a full beer, just depends on who you are with and how much they can drink.

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gazza