Pigfucker

Setup

-table/chairs (any size)
-alcoholic beverages (any kind)
-someone who knows the game or has the rules in hand who will act as the leader.

Rules to drink by

This game resembles telephone or games where someone says something and its repeated often. There are 10 parts to the game. Each part is a different tongue twister having to do with the numbers 1 though 10.

The leader will start by taking a drink and saying the first part, and then it goes around the circle with each person drinking and repeating the part. If someone screws up, they drink each attempt thereafter until they get it right and it moves on. If the person calls for a repeat, if goes back to the previous person and he/she drinks and says it again. When everyone at the table finishes, it moves onto the next number.

The leader must learn and know all the parts or have a sheet with him that only he can see. The leader must make sure everyone drinks and all parts are said EXACTLY right. No exceptions.

NOW HERE ARE THE PARTS:
-One fat hen
-Two couple duck
-Three brown bears
-Four Horny Hare
-Five fickle females
-Six simple simons sitting on a stump
-Seven sicilian sailors sailing the seven seas on a *sloop, hand motion is required*
-Eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies
-Nine nude nymphs nibbling on nuts, nails, and nicotine.
-Ten, i never was a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker’s son, but i’ll pluck that fig till the figplucker comes. I am not a pig fucker.

***On part seven starting when “sloop, hand motion is required” is said, the person must make a hand motion about what they imagine a boat on water to be like. The leader can invent this hand motion, but everyone must copy it.***

note: Its easy in the beginning, but bear with it, as it gets farther everyone starts to screw up. This game is best played after drinking has been going on for awhile.

Submitted by

trott from Westfield State College