Red Dwarf “Smegtopia”

Setup

Copies of Red Dwarf on dvd or vhs, and your favorite drink. Lager works best.

Rules to drink by

Basic rules:

Drink anytime someone says the word “Smeg”. Usually, this is enough.

Advanced: drink whenever

Lister is referred to as less-than, sub-, or non-human

Lister plays his guitar, or is ridiculed for doing so

Lister eats something spicy or has a lager

Rimmer does that flared-nostril thing

Rimmer inflates himself (superior technician, Captain Rimmer, Duke, etc.)

Cat goes “AAAAuuuughhh!”

Cat preens

Kryten gushes about how dirty things are

Kryten uses his groinal socket attachment

Someone points out how stupid Holly is

And there are probably thousands more!

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