Setup

Beer, a spirit of choice and the legend that is Jeff on a matchday.

Rules to drink by

Every time a goal is scored: – finger of beer.
Every sending off: – shot
Half time: – Absolutely no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: – You must be drinking
whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e. “he’s hit the beans on toast”!):- shot.
In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames: – Failure to do so results in a 3 finger beer penalty.
Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: – Last person to shout out ‘Mackerel’ takes a shot.
Whenever Dundee appears on the vidiprinter: – Last person to shout out ‘Football’ takes shot.
Every time Phil Thompson says ‘Stevie Gerrard’:- 3 fingers of beer.
Every time Jeff makes an ‘A Trialist’ joke: – 3 fingers of beer.
Every time your team score: – 2 fingers of beer.
Every time Matty Taylor and ‘Goal of the Season’ are mentioned in the same sentence: – 1 shot.
Every time Jeff calls Kenny Deucher ‘The Good Doctor’:- 1 shot.
Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Cocktails
Every time Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 fingers of beer
Every time a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 fingers of beer
Every time LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: – 1 shot
Whenever Chris Kamara says “its unbelievable Jeff”, all drinks must be downed
Every time Jeff mentions “dancing in the streets of TNS: – 1 shot
Every time Jeff says “its Doom and Gloom at…” – 1 shot
Every time the team ‘Keith’ is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot
Every time Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot
Every time when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says “ohh, Sally will be pleased” :- 1 shot.
Every time anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc.):- 2 celebratory shots.
Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out ‘Cobblers’:- shot.

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