The Real Kings

Setup

deck of cards, lots of booze (a variety makes it interesting), table, a big ass cup(like a vegas quarters cup or something)

Rules to drink by

So Kings is already on here but some of the rules are missing. Here’s the best way to play in my opinion. Rules are still the same, except for what the cards mean:
ACE: to the face. Last person to touch their face drinks. This is great because at the end of the deck, you have people slapping themselves.
2: to You. Pick someone you don’t like.
3: to Me. You drink. That simple.
4: to Whores. All females drink.
5:
6: to Dicks. Boys drink.
7: to Heaven. Last person to point a finger up for the dead homies drinks.
8: to a Mate. You pick a partner, and they can’t stop drinking until you do. Pick a bitch. They tend to spray beer places. It’s funny.
9: Rhyme. Go around the table telling a story in rhyme. First person to blank or reuse a rhyming word drinks.
10: Categories. Pick a category and go around the table. First peron to blank drinks.
J: the Waterfall. Person to your right is fucked if you draw a Jack.
Q: Questions Only. Form a coherant thought one question at a time. First person to fuck up drinks.
K: Pour a good amount into the cup. Last King drawn drinks. Nastier with varied alcohols. I once had to drink 3 parts 40, one part vodka and cranberry juice. Mmmmmmm…
So there you have it. Kings as God intended it.

Submitted by

Tako the Town Drunk from University of Oregon