Setup

you will need a pack of uno cards. Not just any uno cards, however. You need Simpsons Uno cards. These might be purchased from any kmart store, according to the Sam Wise Sage Ieee, usually no more than $15. Also 1 Die.

Rules to drink by

In the heart of yazzawazza a prime drinking game was born.

First, to play, you will need a set of prime friends. Hopefully they are all ‘one of the boys’. If they aren’t they should soon be after this true austrayian game. Respect.

Roll a dice, whatever number you roll becomes your card to ‘take a drink’ on. If no dice is available, pull cards from the deck for each player (number 1-6). It is acceptable to have the number or card the same for more than one player, but probably more fun to have all different if possible.

After this deal cards as if playing normal Uno.

Be sure to have your drink and a backup drink handy.

After your ‘take a drink’ card has been defined, take care at noting these rules for other cards whilst playing Uno normally…

8 – The Wiggum, Wiggety Wigs card. Be sure to get rid of this card as soon as possible. If this card is in your possession at the conclusion of the game, you must scull your drink.

7 – The Moe. Take a communal drink, a social drink, a commercial drink.

9 – The Apu. Eat a pringle, you’ll need something to soak up the cool libations you are swallowing.

Skip – Stand up and take a spin.

Reverse – Everyone must wave their hands about. Do this in the same way that it was done in Team America, when Gary waves his arms about as a help signal. Last person to do this must take a drink.

Draw 2 – Same as in normal Uno except you must take two drinks aswell as pick up two cards. If other people continually put Draw2’s on top the number of cards you must draw accumulates but so does the amount of drinks you must take. Draw 4 is allowed to be placed on a Draw 2.

Draw 4 – Same as normal Uno except take 4 drinks. You must also state a colour when placing this card down as the person who’s turn it is after you can put a Draw 2 down of THAT COLOUR only, otherwise they must pick up. You can put a Draw 4 down on a Draw 4, and a Draw 2 of the nominated colour.

Your bad luck if you end up having to draw 14…

At the end of the game if you have cards that are your ‘Take a drink’ cards, you must take three drinks for each time the card appears in your hand. Wiggum overrides this rule though, so if you have your take a drink cards AND a Wiggum, then all you need to do in scull your drink… even if you just opened a freshie.

Have Fun.

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