Setup

A tornado watch or warning has interrupting normal TV programming. You kinda have to live in the south or midwest for this to work. Beer, hopefully lots of it.

Rules to drink by

When your local meteorologist pops up on the TV run and get a beer.

Drink once if he or she says:
dime size hail
cloud to ground lightning
stay away from windows
get into a bathroom

Drink twice if:
Funnel cloud spotted
softball size hail
you hear the tornado sirens
circulation

Drink three times if:
Hook Echo
“If you are in ________ go immediately to your
place of shelter”

Drink four times if:
Tornado on the ground (only if it is at least
5 miles from where you are, otherwise that is
cheating.)

Chug, Chug, CHUG if:
The roof is ripped off of your place of
shelter cause you are FUCKED!!!!

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